ad for five star hotel

“Have you ever murdered anyone?”
“Yes.”
“Are you a registered sex offender?”
“Yes.”
“Have you stolen anything in the last two weeks?”
“Yes.”
“Have you done illegal drugs or been convicted for possession of narcotics?”
“Yes.”
“Have you ever abused a child?”
“Yes.”
“Have you ever been convicted of sexual harassment?”
“Yes.”
[a short pause]
“Congratulation Jack.  You are hired as our bellhop.”

Voiceover: Welcome to Seville’s finest five star hotel where we don’t say ‘No’ to anything.

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