cocaine detergent

  “Cocaine detergent”:  Mom enters her son’s room in horror to see her son supine with couple of white lines on a hand-held mirror. “Jim? Jim!” “Huh?” replies the son waking up. “Thank God!”- in relieved tone. “What the hell is that?” “Relax mom. It’s not what you think. It’s the new…” voice morphs into narrator’s voiceover: “Wyatt’s Ultra Detergent….”  Ends with a dead-pan mom saying: “I know. I was just shocked that you are doing your own laundry.”

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